“Beep beep beep goes the microwave”
Submissions close Feb 28 • Winner announced Mar 15 • Prize $1,000
Mouth Noises
Compete. Make weird sounds. Win $1,000 every month. The internet's premier mouth sound competition.
Season 2 submissions close Feb 28 • Winner announced Mar 15
The Reward
How the Prize Works
Each month, one champion is selected by judges.
Season 2 is live. Bring the best microwave beep performance.
Single take. Real human. No AI video. Show us what your mouth can do with microwave beeps.
The Competition
Events This Month
Choose your category. Master your craft. Become a champion.
Best Microwave Beep
Season 2 Theme
Best Alien Language
Best Mouth-Only Beat
Best Dramatic Sneeze
Best Animal Remix
Best Crowd Noise
Best Sound Effect
Best Musical Impression
“Der Der Der Toilet Paper Tube”
Announced Feb 15, 2026 • Submission window: Jan 1–31, 2026
Watch Winning PerformanceThe Schedule
Season Timeline
“Der Der Der Toilet Paper Tube”
“Beep beep beep goes the microwave”
Theme announced Mar 1, 2026
The Process
How It Works
Pay $1.99 to Enter
Each video submission costs $1.99.
Submit a Link
Drop a YouTube or TikTok link to your mouth noise masterpiece.
Judges Score It
Our panel evaluates commitment, originality, entertainment, and clarity.
Winner Takes $1,000
Season 2 winner announced Mar 15. Glory is forever.
Win up to $1,000. The prize pool grows with every entry.
The Scorecard
Judging Criteria
Every submission is evaluated by our panel across four dimensions.
Commitment / Performance
Go all in. Half-measures get half-scores.
Originality
Surprise us. We've heard a lot of mouth noises.
Entertainment / Replay Value
Would we watch it again? And again?
Clarity
We need to actually hear it. Audio matters.
The Legends
Hall of Fame
Bring Your Friends, Get Free Entries
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